So, I was sitting at my desk yesterday ripping the new Melissa Etheridge CD (fabulous by the way) to my hard drive... I then went to the bathroom and when I came back, Melissa was no longer playing on the speakers; rather I heard a very distinct "slurping" sound.

Naturally, I click over into my RealOne Player, my screen flickers and the next thing I know, there is gay porn playing at FULL SCREEN. Mind you, that when I tried pressing ESC or Ctrl + Alt + Del, nothing happened. After sitting here for a few seconds hoping to god that no one walks by, I had to do a cold reboot. Ouch. Now that's some Melissa Etheridge CD!